Fit Yourself Up #1

Every person who is planning to start a business of their own would probably set their mind on a high profit margin business.
I mean who would like low profit right? That's pure dumb. What would be included as a high profit margin business, you may ask.
Well, one of the popular ones include health products and of course fitness centre. A few weeks back, I was poisoned by them and decided to have a 5 weeks trial at True Fitness, Taipan. If I am able to fit it in my hectic schedule, why not? I consider myself FAT afterall.

Today would probably be my 6th day working out (I lost track). The gym is never like what I imagined. Before I join the gym,
I imagined sexy instructors with nice body figure (be it male or female) walking around. But the truth proved me wrong.
All of the trainers there are dudes. DUDES, they only attract female. So whats left to attract the male members now?
The most hilarious part is that the trainers there are LESS buff than the members working out there. How funny is that?

However, I'm not saying the gym is bad. It's good, very good actually. It's just that I had a wrong perception before. That's all.

Being someone really vain (REALLY!), I would check out my muscles in front of the mirror, whether there are any physical changes every night after working out. Surprisingly just 5 days of working out, I noticed the differences - muscles are tonning up (maybe I'm being vain. so shoosh away!) Although every night I come back exhausted with sore muscles, when I stand in front of the mirror looking at myself - it's pure satisfaction. This certainly acts like as a motivator to continue working harder and harder and har... *zZzZzzZ*

No motivation arr?



Nothing big. Become like that lor. Bigger only mar.

Childhood Tape Part #1

One day, I was looking through my sisMay's hard drive aimlessly due to boredom and one of the folder caught my attention. I know what you guys are thinking, it's completely normal.
Guys will always be guys. Even me. Be proud that you're normal :)
But unfortunately NO. It's not sex, nor is it porn, but it was labelled as Randomly Funny.

I opened the folder and surprisingly found the videos inside was all with my name on it.
Here's one of the video I would love to share with all of you.
It was taken around 6-7 years ago if I'm not mistaken at Sunway Pyramid.


I LOOKED SO INNOCENT BACK THEN!!!!!!!!





Conversation as mentioned:

sisMay: Bro, come let me take a picture of you.

ME: Don't lie to me la. The shutter sound of your hp during photo shooting and video recording is different.
When you record video, got the 'TIK' sound. When you take a picture, the sound is ''chik-ching''. RIGHT??!!
(with face getting nearer and nearer)

sisMay: *showed the didnt-knew-you-were-so-smart face*


I couldn't believe that was how I looked like 6 years ago. They said that 女大18变.
(Translation) : When girls grow up, they turn into a whole new different person.

I believed it's applicable for guys as well :)

GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS A BIG FAT BOYYYYY!

What Turn Women On?

The answer is simple. Supercar/Exotic car. And it's been scientifically proven too.
The study was commissioned by a British insurer Hiscox wanting to know how people respond to high-end luxury cars. Apparently, the sound of a luxury sports car revving its engine makes women feel sexy, according to a survey.

Psychologist David Moxon, had 40 men and women listen to the recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. ALL of the women participants had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and ALL of them were turned on by the Maserati. The men, on the other hand, only 60% of them responded with higher testosterone and the majority were more drawn to a roaring Lamborghini.

So how did everyone respond to the Volkswagen Polo, you may ask? WELLLLLL... the level of the testosterone DECREASES dramatically.

Fact of the matter is, a guy with a nice car is going to attract the ladies, whether you like it or not.
These automobiles just exude the kind of masculinity, wealth and prestige that women find irresistible.
Now, it's even scientifically proven, it turns them on too.

To know something about women, you just have to know your ride.
Afterall, it's always not about the ride. But what comes with the ride - JiAn (2009)

Read the rest of 'Sound of sports car engine 'arouses women' ' at Telegraph.co.uk.

Post credits goes to ''www.theclippingpoint.blogspot.com''

Madam Chiam Curry Noodle House, Cheras

Initially, the ABC gang planned to have BakKutTeh for breakfast on Christmas eve. However, due to the laziness of everyone wanting to sleep longer, there was a changed in plan to have Pan Mee as breakfast instead. We went all the way to Taman Connaught, Cheras, arriving at this place - Madam Chiam Curry Noodle House.

Ah-Xian on Astro AEC from ''www.axian788.com'' reviewed this place some times back, but the funny thing was that the crowd showed otherwise.
Usually the restaurant that he reviewed will be full most of the time.

FYi, there is 3 categories of food which is in my blacklist for a couple of years now, and pan mee is one of them. For some reason, I'm just not attracted to it.
However, as a person who has never show any interest in pan mee, I think my review is not bias at all right?

#1 The texture of the mee is undeniably better than what you're having outside.

#2 The way they make the noodles is quite unique and it really does result in a smooth bowl of
it. That's the 2 things I noticed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Pan mee was never my cup of tea plate of mee la :)


Madam Chiam Curry Noodle House
Jalan Cerdik
Taman Connaught, Cheras

Top 7 -Behind The Scene Moment- in Britain

Top 7 interesting things that came across during my June '09 trip to Britain.

#1

During my trip to Cambridge in June, I stayed in an ALL-GIRL-hostel - getting to see nothing but girls :)

Yeap! I'm born lucky.


#2

Whenever I've to use the bathroom, I would have to walk past a few rooms in order to reach there. Most of the times, there would other female dormants wrapping in towel walking towards the bathroom.

I would wait for them to close their bathroom door, and at that very moment I would run back to my room/run to the bathroom and close the door with my fastest speed. (my sister scolded me for being weird as other dormants' bf often stay over. So they don't really care.)

I'm regretting now. FML!


#3

Who said nerds are NOT hot? THEY ARE HOT, mind you.

At one point of the trip, I was so tired of hot lady.
(LOOK! Even the lady who sells Ostrich burger is HOT! A smile that has the ability to melts heart.)

#4

In Britain, when they see Asian etc (other than their own races),

they'll just be like :
''Oh, tourist. Wonder where are they from?'' In Malaysia, if someone noticed ang moh.

Malaysian : ''OMG! OMG! HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT! OMG!!! IMAGINE HIM/HER BEING MY COUPLE!''


#5

The first thing you have to do in Cambridge is to go punting.
Two of the most famous bridge in Cambridge, naming Bridge of Sighs and Bridge of Orgasmic.
Have a look, HERE.

Getting orgasm by crossing over a bridge. Awesome!


#6

In Malaysia, you eat kacang putih. In United Kingdom, you have to try their scone for breakfast.

A perfect english style breakfast with tea :)


#7

Ladies need not travel all over the places in Britain. One is more than enough for them, which is Harrods. The one and only Harrods in London.

Guys, if you noticed this building, turn around and RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

(don't turn back and continue RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNing)

Garmin GPS

Asshole, Mr. Cousin. WHAT IS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM? When someone volunteered to borrow you something, he puts his trust on you. But c'mon.
An ass will always an ass. You freaking dropped my GPS and I got scolded by my sister like hell. YES! It's my fault for trusting you. IT'S MY DAMN REGRET!
Like my sister said, do you know how important is the GPS to her? Without it, she can't even work. DAMMIT!

YOU'RE AN ASS!! Do you know how badly people need that GPS?
What will happen if that GPS malfunction one day. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Huh?
And because of you, I need to go out late night today and check the condition of the GPS - whether is there any side effect of you, dropping it.

From today onwards, I won't freaking give a damn on you. I won't even bother to entertain you when you come to our house.
You give me nothing but problems. Dropping my dad's GPS, you're seriously gonna pay. DAMN YOU!

When you have having another people's property, he expects you to take a good care of it.
Not touch the screen super hard like u're punching it, nor DROPPING THE DAMN GPS!
And now you left me worrying of the consequences.

Obviously you know nothing about being thankful. CAUSE YOU'RE FREAKING PROUD AND ARROGANT!

'ABC GANG' @ Taipan Food Garden

Slept for only 2 hours after the previous outing. Woke up later on to prepare for another outing at night. Just trying to make my time as productive as possible. Went out with the newly formed 'ABC' gang. ABC for American-born-Chinese, yoo.
Yeah! I got lot's of ABC friends.... which stands for Anti-Babi-Community.

Yen Mei was generous enough to drive us for the night. As for me, can't drive as my sister took the car to Bangsar for work. The other 2 guys - Isaac and Wei Ren. No idea why.
FYI, she don't usually drives. She loves to rather sit doing nothing:) We went to this newly concept and high class mamak @ Taipan, just right opposite McD. As I didn't had anything down the stomach for the whole day.....

In the end, ordered a Nasi Kandar that cost RM8.
OMG! That's why I said is for rich people's mamak. The drink is cheap though. RM2.50 for a cup of fruit juice. Okay okay la.

IMO, Taipan Food Garden (TFG) is a cozy place with a nice view where people can just hang out. TFG categories their place into 2 floors, and have different settings. So do give this place a try if you're looking for a new yum cha spot.

ABC gang next outing plan : Cheras Pan Mee and Klang Bak Kut Teh (anti-babi community still eat bak kut teh? Doesn't make sense) :)

'The Family' @ Nando's, One Utama

This will be the end of the episode for those who is studying Pre-U program.
For us, CAT students, we will be proceeding to ACCA (where everyone in CAT will think of us as god. An unachievable goal. And other people will think we're siao or nerd). Well, at least that's what I thought of at the beginning of the year.

After the last paper of tax *snaps snaps*, had dinner with 'The Family'. Goodness!
Took us more than an hour to drive from Sunway - One Utama. Tortured ourselves along the way, discussing what to eat for dinner was pure satisfaction. HAHA! Time seems to always flies when there's a car full of people. All the laughter involving.

Had our dinner at Nando's. Still can't make up my mind which sauce I like the most. All seems interestingly weird. HAHA! I can't believe the girls got me a cake although my actual birthday is over. First time having a celebration with friends. Very touched lo.
The waiters saw the cake and wished us happy birthday. Not me but US. He didn't know who to wish so he took the safe side and wished us all. That's funny!
You three used girls issue bluff me la. You all should know I will believe without any doubt want lo. HAHA! Btw, thanks loves.

Next outing should be nothing but Look Out Point right?
And guess whose driving us up? No one, but you. YES, YOU!! No.. DON'T HESITATE!
Red Myvi can climb Ampang hill. No worry about that.


Well, this sums out my belated 18th celebration with ''The Family''. Really appreciate everything you all have done.
(there's still leftover cakes in my fridge. 2 pieces left. awwww...)
And I still haven't celebrate with MY FAMILY yet :(