Class Joke of the Week

Alveena
Wong
Yoke Lim
You Wei
Benjamin
Melissa
Kar Ying
J.Y [Your Truly]

Random #1
*Beat Boxing*
Eh, your mother sent you to college to study want right?
*continues beat boxing*
Eh, she sent you to study, you like an idiot, ig chu, ig chu. Ig chu ig chu some more la!

Random #2
Alveena, Jesus and Santa Claus is the same person right?
*wtf face* you're joking right?
NO. Santa Claus is St. Jesus right?
Jesus isn't a saint! and Santa Claus and Jesus are two COMPLETELY different people.
Oh ok.

(5 minutes later)

If Santa Claus and Jesus fight, who do you think will win??
HAHAHAHAHA
Are you serious?
Santa Claus can fly, Jesus can fly ar?
Jesus has Gods Strength
Gods Strength? Think what? Hercules ar?

Random #3
(random girls comes into our class)
Wrong class.
(random guy walks in)
Wrong class.
(random girl enters)
WRONG CLASS! PLEASE LEAVE! We're ACCA F9 la, respect your elders la. Get out!
(random girl laughs)
Why you laughing? You think ACCA is very funny is it? Very stressful la, get out!
(random girl leaves)

(MANY random people stand outside our class)
*Ben walks in*
Why are there so many people out there?
Ben imagine if in the end, Soon Ying comes in and tells us to get out and that this is their class? Damn sad right?
Cannot be la. This is our class.
* Old man walks in*
Can you all please leave, my students are here, and I'm here, your lecturer isn't, so let me start my class.
EVACUATE! EVACUATE!

WTFFF. They STOLE our class! When the April intake CAT students went in, Yoke Lim and I continued to stay in the class, and pretended to be new students, and kept going out to tell our friends to keep quiet. OMG! We really sound extremely lame.